Category Archives: random odd thoughts

Craving…Something

What do you guys eat when you know you want something, but aren't sure what? Lately I keep thinking that there's something that I want, but I can't figure out for the life of me what it is. So I end up eating a bunch of stuff and think, "No, that wasn't it." Which isn't working out for me.

I think it's french fries. Or maybe donuts. Not cake. I tried that. Possibly lemon squares. Probably not. That's kind of like cake. But not really.

C'mon, people. Ideas?

WTF?! Wednesday-ish

Yeah, so obviously it's not Wednesday.  I could have tinkered with the posting date, but why?  No need.  Who am I to manipulate time like that?  Last night I sat here with the post screen open and couldn't bring myself to write anything.  It's been a long few days.  But apparently the world doesn't go […]

WTF?! Wednesday

I like to rant.  Get me started on a topic that irks me and I could go forever!  So where better to do this than on my blog?  I figure once the month of lists ends next week, I'll have to come up with some kind of theme or schedule that will keep me on […]

Newsflash!

I can't sleep. This isn't so much what you'd call good. To pass the time and hopefully bore myself into unconsciousness I decided to watch some news on the internet. The last story I saw was particularly enlightening. Researchers in Britain have found that the average person can add about fourteen years to their life if they do the following:

1) Cut back on alcohol.

2) Eat a diet of mostly fruits and vegetables.

3) Exercise a minimum of 30 minutes per day.


Great research there. Genius scientists of the world, I implore you. Find a way I can live fourteen more years without fricking giving up everything that makes life worth it.

Thanks in advance,

Bitterman