“Isn’t awfully nice to have a penis?”
Happy
Penis Song Doesn’t Annoy Canadian Regulator
“OTTAWA (Reuters) – A song lauding the joys of an ‘enormous penis’
is not obscene because the object of the lyric’s affection isn’t necessarily sexual,
a Canadian regulator ruled on Friday.”
Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
“BERLIN (Reuters) – A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday. ‘The man called a friend around eight o’clock to say he’d done something stupid,’ police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery. Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital. Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.”
*cringe* *shudder*
Now that I got that out of my system…
What an idiot! Thank goodness he’ll be out of the gene pool.
This reminds me of that tacky calendar I blogged about some time back. Why do people insist of being so vulgar? Is it blaspemy? I don't know. Is it rude, crude, and in poor taste? Definitely.
Artist Convicted of 'Blasphemy'
"WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish artist who exhibited an image of a man's penis attached to a cross broke the Roman Catholic country's law on blasphemy, a court has ruled, according to Poland's top-selling daily on Saturday."