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GOP Bribing Geeks

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“Vote Republican. It’s easier than thinking”

Support Bush, Win a Mouse Pad
GOP Team Leader site beckons digital lobbyists to churn out mass e-mail for points, prizes.
By Daniel Tynan

“John Pinckney of Muncie, Indiana, thinks President Bush is ‘demonstrating genuine leadership’ in steering the nation’s economy. So do Kyle Klink of Rochester, New York; Stephanie Johnson of Milton, Massachusetts; and Michael Snyder of Merced, California. In the past two weeks, they and three dozen others have published identical letters to media sites, including the Boston Globe and Chicago Tribune–with the help of some online political maneuvering. “

Lame and pathetic. What’s next, a free lobotomy?

Clean Air Act

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