I can't sleep. This isn't so much what you'd call good. To pass the time and hopefully bore myself into unconsciousness I decided to watch some news on the internet. The last story I saw was particularly enlightening. Researchers in Britain have found that the average person can add about fourteen years to their life if they do the following:
1) Cut back on alcohol.
2) Eat a diet of mostly fruits and vegetables.
3) Exercise a minimum of 30 minutes per day.
Great research there. Genius scientists of the world, I implore you. Find a way I can live fourteen more years without fricking giving up everything that makes life worth it.
Thanks in advance,
Bitterman
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