Once again duct tape is proven to be the universal problem solver.
Judge Duct Tapes Defendant’s Mouth Shut
“LUBBOCK, Texas – A Texas judge ordered a defendant’s mouth to be taped shut after the man kept interrupting his lawyer and the judge during an aggravated assault trial.”
Here’s another good use for duct tape.
This is ridiculous in so many ways that I won’t even comment on it. Bask in the glow of of its stupidity and weep for humanity.
PETA Wants Beer As Wis. State Beverage
“MADISON, Wis. – People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants Gov. Jim Doyle to change Wisconsin’s official beverage from milk to beer, saying milk is harmful to humans and is meant for calves.”
P.S. Save a cow – eat a vegetarian.
Gucci Gets Go-Ahead for Pubic Hair Ad
“LONDON (Reuters) – A Gucci advertisement featuring a woman with her pubic hair cropped in the shape of a letter ‘G’ got the go-ahead from Britain’s tough advertising watchdog on Wednesday.”
This article seems to imply that Brits are prudes and the French are more sophisticated and mature. I think neither have a proper sense of sexuality, but at least the Brits still have a sense of modesty.
This is soooo comforting.
Nuke Lab Can’t Keep Snoops Out
By Noah Shachtman
“LOS ALAMOS, New Mexico — There are no armed guards to knock out. No sensors to deactivate. No surveillance cameras to cripple. To sneak into Los Alamos National Laboratory, the world’s most important nuclear research facility, all you do is step over a few strands of rusted, calf-high barbed wire.”
Great, so not only can I not grow a beard, but I’m at greater risk for a stroke because of it. Yay. :/
Men Who Shave More, Live More
By Jennifer Warner
“A clean-shaven face may be the sign of a happy and healthy man. A new study suggests that men who don’t shave daily have fewer orgasms and are more likely to suffer a stroke than stubble-free men”