This is of interest to me because I plan to have a similar wedding to this fella's some day.
Confiscated sporran released for wedding
"A wedding has gone ahead in Australia three months after the bridegroom's ceremonial Welsh sporran was quarantined over foot-and-mouth fears."
Ahh…the mark of the true redneck.
Call out the Mullitia
Praise or derision: For watchers of hairstyles, that’s the long and short of it
It isn’t every day you can walk down the street and be the object of admiration and derision at the same time. But for people who sport a mullet these days, beware: The eyes of the mullitia are upon you.
For the uninitiated, a mullet is that haircut from the 1980s — you know the one, short on top, tight at the sides and long in the back. Think Billy Ray Cyrus, Lionel Richie and Joey Buttafuoco (their hairstyle, not where are they now).
Addendum: Here’s a bonus article for brave archive surfers who find themselves here.
For ‘mulletheads,’ it’s not just a hairstyle, it’s a lifestyle
Some 20 years ago, mullets freely roamed the Earth without shame and free of rancor.They were badges of honor and rugged, rebellious individualism.
In the modern mullet era, singers Michael Bolton, Jon Bon Jovi and Billy Ray Cyrus not only popularized but exalted the hairdo.
The Boltonian-Jovian Age gave way to the Cyrusian Age. Then, a darkness descended upon the Earth and the mullet fell out of favor, becoming a much maligned and oft-loathed coiffure that exposed anyone who wore it to great ridicule.
Ghostly Asteroids Offer Dark Clues To Missing Matter
"Astronomers have lost thousands of comets. A University of Melbourne physicist thinks they may still be there, just invisible and some of them potentially on a collision course with Earth."
"Dr Robert Foot suggests that many of the missing comets could be made of an exotic material called 'mirror matter', a new type of invisible matter that a small group of physicists believe could be the elusive 'dark matter'. Dark matter is considered the cosmic scaffolding that makes up most of the universe, but nobody can identify it."
Sick of Hangovers? Try a ‘Volcanic’ Pill
“LONDON (Reuters) – Forget black coffee or fried breakfasts. Salvation for hung-over drinkers may have arrived in an unlikely new form — volcanic rock.”
‘Penis’ Unfurls in Los Angeles
“HOLLYWOOD (Variety) – ‘Puppetry of the Penis,’ the hit from Off Broadway and the West End, will make its West Coast debut at the Coronet Theater in Los Angeles on Aug. 13. “