This was allegedly posted, (very briefly), on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humor, and made the web department take it down immediately (for once, the IMPORTANT’ note at the end is worth a read too…).
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