“(CBS) This is no fish story: Two fishermen pulled a live military rocket out of a Pennsylvania river. “
Monthly Archives: August 2002
Move Over, Pavarotti
I’m a fan of Opera, but I’ve been using Mozilla lately, due to compatibility issues.
Opera casts off legacy code for speed
By Paul Festa
Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Things People Said
Ordinary people can be drop dead funny.
"Human speech is directly responsible for almost every thought and emotion we have throughout life's journey. The complexity of language and the complex messages we use it to communicate leave the possibilities wide open for just about anything. Among other things, people can say things that are funny. We pay good money to see comedians say funny things, and a lot of them come through. But due to the nature of the human comic sense, the deliberateness of a comedian can dilute the potential for humor."
"This page features humor that bypasses that. The humor here is, for the most part, unrehearsed and unintentional. Hundreds of quotations are listed. There are lines spoken by people intending to say something else. There are lines spoken by people who misunderstood something or other. They may or may not have known any better. The intricacies of human language may have fouled them up, or perhaps unfortunate slips of the tongue led them to ignominy. Whatever the case, there's a lot to laugh at."
Signs
Fertile Imaginations
The Real Story of Those Mysterious Circles Runs Rings Around the Movie
By Peter Carlson
"Suddenly, crop circles are hot. They're hip. They're not just for New Age neo-Druid saucer freaks anymore."
I. P. Daily
Related to the previous post, here’s an effort to find correlations between personality and urinal stance.