I was thinking about woodchucks recently. Everybody says they can’t chuck wood, but has anybody tested that hypothesis? Maybe they can chuck wood and they just haven’t because nobody has made them. It makes sense. Why chuck wood if you don’t have to? Apparently people will do it because of their blind faith that the woodchucks, despite their names implying that they are indeed chuckers of wood, cannot actually chuck the wood.

They’re all having a great big laugh at us. Oh yes. Believe you me, this is the last time I’m chucking the wood. Let the stupid woodchuck do it next time. Isn’t that what they’re for?

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