So this is the funniest Christian joke, eh?
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said: "Yes."
I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
I'm chuckled. Did you? 
Funky Dung
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I've been telling that joke for some time, only that it's a Calvinist joke with the heretic scum being a Dutch Reformed Christmas-Calvinist.
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Posted 29 Sep 2005 at 5:26 am ¶It would be more funny if it weren't so true.
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Posted 29 Sep 2005 at 7:16 am ¶Great Joke! I think your site is wonderful.
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Posted 29 Sep 2005 at 1:43 pm ¶Thanks.
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Posted 29 Sep 2005 at 3:44 pm ¶I've heard better versions of it.
Baptists tell that sort of joke, better….
dlw
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Posted 01 Oct 2005 at 1:59 am ¶It would have been way shorter to go Catholic instead of Protestant and say, "Vatican I or Vatican II"?
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Posted 01 Oct 2005 at 1:05 pm ¶Perhaps, but shortest isn't always funniest. The pink lady joke is a great example. Friends that I've tortured with that marathon joke know what I mean.
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