Weapons of Mass Obfuscation

By now you realize that I never finished my summary of the first debate. I probably never will. Trying to write my own loose transcript was a bad idea. Live and learn.

I took a different approach to this debate. I jotted down impressions and the occasional zinger. So, without further ado, here’s my take.

I am really freakin’ sick of hearing the same tired, old buzz words, catch phrases, and campaign slogans. There were times I felt like I was watching the first debate all over again. News flash, guys, we have greater attention spans than the children you take us for. Give us answers, not rhetoric.

When I say, "Give us answers" I mean it. For the love of all that’s good, stop going back to previous questions to get in the last word! These guys both acted like brats. Insisting on the last word, and not addressing the issues at hand is immature and egotistical.

I watched Bush carefully to see if he made faces. He certainly seemed to be trying very hard not to. He looked angry, impatient, and flustered. Kudos to the president for his joke at his own expense ("almost made me want to scowl"). However, I really thought he screwed up with his "I gotta answer that!" outburst. The irony is that the moderator seemed to be trying to say he was going to let him speak anyway, if he’d just wait a moment.

For most of the debate, Kerry was calm and poised. However, towards the end, he seemed ill-prepared and off-kilter. He stuttered, stammered, and otherwise fumbled for words through most of his answers regarding stem cells and abortion. A few times, I noticed him laughing to himself and shaking his head as Bush spoke.

Bush had some pretty snappy comebacks this time around. I especially liked his points about Kerry voting to reduce the intelligence budget by $7.5 billion right after the 1993 WTC bombing and that if Kerry was so concerned about medical liability reform, he should have shown up to vote for it!

Kerry effectively used the debate’s format to his advantage. He got to treat the audience like a jury and essentially try Bush for the mistakes he made. He wasn’t to be outdone in the zinger department, either. His "no lobbyist left behind" comment, while an ironic statement from any politician, was nonetheless a well-aimed jab.

I was relieved, nay jubilant, when the topic shifted away from war and national security. Aside from rehashing the first debate, it gave the impression that that’s all the candidates care about. They were so busy refuting each other’s international policies, they couldn’t think about domestic issues.

I thought Bush’s statements about liberals and what they supposedly do were foolish. Play to the middle when the election’s close. It probably would have hurt Bush more had Kerry not rebutted with cracks about compassionate conservatives.

On multiple occasions, the moderator tried to hold the candidates accountable for statements they’d made about reducing the deficit. Neither addressed any of his points. It was infuriating to watch.

Somewhere around the first time that happened, Kerry was asked to look into the camera simply and unequivocally promise to not raise taxes on the middle class. His bold acquiescence gave me flashbacks of Bush, Sr.’s "Read my lips: no new taxes."

Bush had very few uncomfortable pauses tonight. Kerry took that award tonight. His rebuttal regarding environmental protection, traditionally a strong area for liberals, was sloppy, disjointed, and padded with appeals to dropping labels and unrelated comments about welfare.

Bush made a comment that I found absolutely outrageous. He said that the air is cleaner since he’s been president. I find that impossible to believe from someone who’s weakened the Environmental Protection Act as many times and in as many ways as he has. If the air’s cleaner, I’d like to see the proof. Furthermore, I’d like to see how he’s responsible. The way he talked, you’d think he was the tree-hugger, not Kerry!

Kerry stated that India and China are producing more science and technology graduates than we are. Last I checked, those two nations accounted for almost half the world’s population. Kerry may have been referring to percentages or per capita numbers and still been right, but as spoken, it seemed like a statement of the obvious.

In the fact check department, both candidates goofed. Bush’s jokes about not owning a lumber company sounded good and lightened the tension, but they were misleading. According to his tax returns, he does indeed hold stock in a lumber company. Kerry’s mistake is a lot worse. He’s repeatedly referred to a general who was supposedly "retired" for disagreeing with the president. The problem is that that general’s resignation was effective the year prior to his contentious statements.

My heart leapt with excitement when one of the questioners pointed out the proven usefulness of adult and umbilical cord stem cells and the unproven capabilities of embryonic stem cells. Kerry’s appeals to emotion, complete with sad stories of suffering movie stars, obscured the essential question. Do the ends justify the means? Might embryonic stems cells some day cure a disease if given the chance? Possibly. Would such research be morally or ethically sound? No. Unfortunately, Bush’s response was rather timid and very disappointing. He had a chance to really take Kerry to task on his Mengelian aspirations.

As you might have guessed, Kerry’s bold statement, "I am a Catholic", given while answering the abortion question, sent my blood pressure through the roof. "I was an altar boy" doesn’t give you a free pass to disregard 2000 years of sound doctrine. Then he really irked me by implying that abortion can only be challenged on religious grounds. There are a lot of agnostic and atheist pro-lifer’s who’d take issue with that idea, to say nothing of scientists and medical professionals.

Also, since when is abortion a constitutional right?!? The founding fathers certainly didn’t enumerate it. It was made legal by a Supreme Court decision. That decision, like any, can be overridden, as Dred Scott was. Furthermore, the decision didn’t explicitly state abortion to be a constitutional right. It merely stated the government’s inability, scientifically and legally, to determine when life begins. That did not preclude future discoveries or technology from pushing the start backwards from birth. Nor did it explicitly state that life begins at birth.

Now I’m all riled up. >:{ Anyhow, I thought Bush made a smart move by mentioning adoption and other alternatives to abortion. Mention was made of partial birth abortion. Kerry said he’s against the practice but insisted on a clause to protect the life and health of the mother. Mr. Kerry, there is NO valid medical reason for partial birth abortion. It is infanticide.

Inevitably, the discussion came back to Iraq. Oy. Bush was asked to name three mistakes he’d made. He basically implied that he hadn’t made any major mistakes to his knowledge. He did allude to some bad appointments, but refused to give name. My curiosity is piqued…Kerry beat his drum again about mistakes in or about Iraq.

If memory serves, Kerry’s closing remarks were basically a repeat of what he said at the end of the first debate. Bush, on the other hand gave a much better speech than last time. He hit a good variety of points and tied them together fairly well. On the whole, I’d call the debate a draw. It was almost like filming take two of a scene. They replayed debate #1 and Bush made a respectable showing this time. It’ll be interesting to see what happens to his poll numbers. I have a feeling he’ll still be falling behind because he didn’t actually win, which most analysts think he desperately needed to do in order to undo the damage wrought by the first debate.

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About Funky Dung

Who is Funky Dung? 29-year-old grad student in Intelligent Systems (A.I.) at the University of Pittsburgh. I consider myself to be politically moderate and independent and somewhere between a traditional and neo-traditional Catholic. I was raised Lutheran, spent a number of years as an agnostic, and joined the Catholic Church at the 2000 Easter Vigil. Why Funky Dung? I haven't been asked this question nearly as many times as you or I might expect. Funky Dung is a reference to an obscure Pink Floyd song. On the album Atom Heart Mother, there is a track called Atom Heart Mother Suite. It's broken up into movements, like a symphony, and one of the movements is called Funky Dung. I picked that nickname a long time ago (while I was still in high school I think), shortly after getting an internet connection for the first time. To me it means "cool/neat/groovy/spiffy stuff/crap/shiznit", as in "That's some cool stuff, dude!" Whence Ales Rarus? I used to enjoy making people guess what this means, but I've decided to relent and make it known to all. Ales Rarus is a Latin play on words. "Avis rarus" means "a rare bird" and carries similar meaning to "an odd fellow". "Ales" is another Latin word for bird that carries connotations of omens, signs of the times, and/or augery. If you want to get technical, both "avis" and "ales" are feminine (requiring "rara", but they can be made masculine in poetry (which tends to breaks lots of rules). I decided I'd rather have a masculine name in Latin. ;) Yeah, I'm a nerd. So what? :-P Wherefore blog? It is my intention to "teach in order to lead others to faith" by being always "on the lookout for occasions of announcing Christ by word, either to unbelievers . . . or to the faithful" through the "use of the communications media". I also act knowing that I "have the right and even at times a duty to manifest to the sacred pastors [my] opinion on matters which pertain to the good of the Church, and [I] have a right to make [my] opinion known to the other Christian faithful, with due regard to the integrity of faith and morals and reverence toward [my and their] pastors, and with consideration for the common good and the dignity of persons." (adapted from CCC 904-907) Statement of Faith I have been baptized and confirmed in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. I, therefore, renounce Satan; I renounce all his works; I renounce all his allurements. I hold and profess all that is contained in the Apostles' Creed, the Niceno- Constantinopolitan Creed, and the Athanasian Creed. Having been buried with Christ unto death and raised up with him unto a new life, I promise to live no longer for myself or for that world which is the enemy of God but for him who died for me and rose again, serving God, my heavenly Father, faithfully and unto death in the holy Catholic Church. I am obedient to the Magisterium of the Catholic Church. That is, I promote and defend authentic Catholic Teaching and Faith in union with Christ and His Church and in union with the Holy Father, the Bishop of Rome, the Successor of St. Peter. Thanks be unto Thee, O my God, for all Thy infinite goodness, and, especially, for the love Thou hast shown unto me at my Confirmation. I Give Thee thanks that Thou didst then send down Thy Holy Spirit unto my soul with all His gifts and graces. May He take full possession of me for ever. May His divine unction cause my face to shine. May His heavenly wisdom reign in my heart. May His understanding enlighten my darkness. May His counsel guide me. May His knowledge instruct me. May His piety make me fervent. May His divine fear keep me from all evil. Drive from my soul, O Lord, all that may defile it. Give me grace to be Thy faithful soldier, that having fought the good fight of faith, I may be brought to the crown of everlasting life, through the merits of Thy dearly beloved Son, our Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen. Behind the Curtain: an Interview With Funky Dung (Thursday, March 03, 2005) I try to avoid most memes that make their way 'round the blogosphere (We really do need a better name, don't we?), but some are worth participating in. Take for instance the "interview game" that's the talk o' the 'sphere. I think it's a great way to get to know the people in neighborhood. Who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhod? In your neigh-bor-hoo-ood...*smack* Sorry, Sesame Street flashback. Anyhow, I saw Jeff "Curt Jester" Miller's answers and figured since he's a regular reader of mine he'd be a good interviewer. Without further ado, here are my answers to his questions. 1. Being that your pseudonym Funky Dung was chosen from a Pink Floyd track on Atom Heart Mother, what is you favorite Pink Floyd song and why? Wow. That's a tuffy. It's hard to pick out a single favorite. Pink Floyd isn't really a band known for singles. They mostly did album rock and my appreciation of them is mostly of a gestalt nature. If I had to pick one, though, it'd be "Comfortably Numb". I get chills up my spine every time I hear it and if it's been long enough since the last time, I get midty-eyed. I really don't know why. That's a rather unsatisfying answer for an interview, so here are the lyrics to a Rush song. It's not their best piece of music, but the lyrics describe me pretty well.

New World Man He's a rebel and a runner He's a signal turning green He's a restless young romantic Wants to run the big machine He's got a problem with his poisons But you know he'll find a cure He's cleaning up his systems To keep his nature pure Learning to match the beat of the old world man Learning to catch the heat of the third world man He's got to make his own mistakes And learn to mend the mess he makes He's old enough to know what's right But young enough not to choose it He's noble enough to win the world But weak enough to lose it --- He's a new world man... He's a radio receiver Tuned to factories and farms He's a writer and arranger And a young boy bearing arms He's got a problem with his power With weapons on patrol He's got to walk a fine line And keep his self-control Trying to save the day for the old world man Trying to pave the way for the third world man He's not concerned with yesterday He knows constant change is here today He's noble enough to know what's right But weak enough not to choose it He's wise enough to win the world But fool enough to lose it --- He's a new world man...
2. What do you consider your most important turning point from agnosticism to the Catholic Church. At some point in '99, I started attending RCIA at the Pittsburgh Oratory. I mostly went to ask a lot of obnoxious Protestant questions. Or at least that's what I told myself. I think deep down I wanted desperately to have faith again. At that point I think I'd decided that if any variety of Christianity had the Truth, the Catholic Church did. Protestantism's wholesale rejection of 1500 years of tradition didn't sit well with me, even as a former Lutheran. During class one week, Sister Bernadette Young (who runs the program) passed out thin booklet called "Handbook for Today's Catholic". One paragraph in that book spoke to me and I nearly cried as I read it.
"A person who is seeking deeper insight into reality may sometimes have doubts, even about God himself. Such doubts do not necessarily indicate lack of faith. They may be just the opposite - a sign of growing faith. Faith is alive and dynamic. It seeks, through grace, to penetrate into the very mystery of God. If a particular doctrine of faith no longer 'makes sense' to a person, the person should go right on seeking. To know what a doctrine says is one thing. To gain insight into its meaning through the gift of understanding is something else. When in doubt, 'Seek and you will find.' The person who seeks y reading, discussing, thinking, or praying eventually sees the light. The person who talks to God even when God is 'not there' is alive with faith."
At the end of class I told Sr. Bernadette that I wanted to enter the Church at the next Easter vigil. 3. If you were a tree what kind of, oh sorry about that .. what is the PODest thing you have ever done? I set up WikiIndex, a clearinghouse for reviews of theological books, good, bad, and ugly. It has a long way to go, but it'll be cool when it's finished. :) 4. What is your favorite quote from Venerable John Henry Newman? "Ten thousand difficulties do not make one doubt." 5. If you could ban one hymn from existence, what would it be? That's a tough one. As a member of the Society for a Moratorium on the Music of Marty Haugen and David Haas, there are obviously a lot of songs that grate on my nerves. If I had to pick one, though, I'd probably pick "Sing of the Lord's Goodness" by Ernie Sands.

4 thoughts on “Weapons of Mass Obfuscation

  1. EmilyE

    *applause, applause*

    I only watched about 15 minutes of it (heard questions about taxes and the Patriot Act). I thought Bush seemed to do a better job this time around…

  2. h2

    Bravo!

    Thanks to you, I no longer have to write a post about this debate — which will save me a lot of time and frustration.

    It makes me wish you’d actually written the rest of that last debate post…

    I absolutely agree about Kerry and the stem cell/abortion questions — I was starting to really feel for the two questioners, who (inexplicably, I suppose) seemed to be expecting actual answers. Likewise to the poor woman who directly asked Bush to give three examples of mistaken decisions.

    Anyway, good analysis.

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