random thought of the moment:
Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it’s not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub ’cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn’t work, you can’t give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it any more!
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September 8th, 2004 by Funky Dung
Indiana University study: having children significantly lowers parents’ IQs
A five-year study run by Indiana University’s Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction proves what many in the scientific community have always suspected: having children significantly lowers the IQ of both male and female parents.
Well, pro-lifers may be outbreeding
pro-choicers, but we're
dumber for it. 
[It's satire. - Funky]
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This is not remotely plausible:
In every single one of the 173 cases, both parents scored at least twelve points lower on the second IQ test, with the majority of parents losing twenty or more IQ points.
Every single one? of 173?? at least 12 points lower??? Both parents????
What about the control group? Oh, I guess there wasn't one…..
In my parental stupidity, I just meandered over to the ol' Kinsey Institute… where they deny this story.
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Posted 09 Sep 2004 at 6:00 am ¶Thanks for checking that.
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Posted 09 Sep 2004 at 4:02 pm ¶LOL! I just took a gander around the Hoosier Gazette (where I found the story) and it's satire! It's not very good or entertaining satire, mind you. I found that story by using StumbleUpon. It's a very cool tool. I'll be more careful next time I use it, though. *smacks head*
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Posted 09 Sep 2004 at 4:07 pm ¶Post a Comment