I'm not sure if this is satire or just really wack. Opinions?
Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. My picture below isn't really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission.
So, I created this web page for information regarding the calling of Missionary Dating…Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell.
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Worst date EVER!
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Posted 25 Aug 2004 at 2:11 am ¶My vote is for satire.
Check out the gear they're selling… including a Jesus thong.
Weird.
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Posted 25 Aug 2004 at 4:10 am ¶Well, that's part of the standard apparel offered by Cafe Press. You supply them with designs, and they provide the shirts, thongs, mugs, etc.
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Posted 25 Aug 2004 at 4:43 am ¶Kinda reminds me of the fthevote.com website, but I think it's a satire, while fthevote is not.
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Posted 25 Aug 2004 at 7:06 am ¶Definitely satire, but quite well done… in a rather perverse sort of way. It has generated a TON of posts, and a few folks actually believe it is for real (and thus all the more perverse).
There is quite a lot of evangelicalese in the language and enough misappropriated scripture to suggest perhaps the satirist grew up in a Baptist church or something close.
Or perhaps the satirist simply was acquainted with some well-meaning but shallow and poorly instructed evangelicals. Sadly this is very easy to imagine.
Or perhaps the satirist fell victim to Evangeline. Perhaps the satirist is, in fact, Matthew Sweet!
Cheers
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Posted 28 Aug 2004 at 6:29 am ¶Post a Comment