Daylight Savings Time

Give me back my hour! Give it back! No, I’m serious here. I want the hour, and I want it right now. We all know it was mine. It had my name on it and everything. Did you look on the bottom? Because that’s where I wrote it, in big letters.

I had big plans for that hour. Big plans. Full of… stuff. That’s right! You heard me. Stuff. And now? No stuff. There’s no time for stuff because I LOST THE HOUR GIVE IT BACK OH MY GOSH GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU I SWEAR.

Clearly, I will have to make up the time by some other means. Lacking a time machine, I will use the Time Dilation Engine devised for me by the good people at Gevalia.

Pitt and CMU Newman Club Activities

Pitt:

On Sunday evening, instead of the usual Q+A, there’s a lecture at Synod Hall (behind St. Paul Cathedral) at 7:00. The topic is Leonardo and the Real Opus Dei: “What did Leonardo believe? What was he trying to say in The Last Supper, the Madonna of the Rocks and the Mona Lisa? The Da Vinci Code, while advertised as fiction, also purports to have the scoop on those works, and on the Gnostic Gospels, the Holy Grail, and Opus Dei. Where lies the truth?”. The talk will be given by Sarah Phelps Smith and Edward C. Smith. It starts at 7:00, and should be quite interesting!

Also, be sure to mark your calendars because there’s a Friday Feast coming up on April 7th – Italian themed! Come, and bring friends!

Your Pitt NC Secretary,
Christine Winschel

CMU:

1) Lecture at St. Paul’s Cathedral (in Synod Hall) on the topic of the Da Vinci Code, the Gnostic Gospels, and Opus Dei. The lecture will be given by Sarah Smith and Edward Smith at 7:00 pm (after 6:00 Mass).

2) A fun and free "Alternative Event" in the CMU University Center (UC). Originally, the inspiration for this event was to provide a morally acceptable alternative to the CMU TBA (showing at the same time as this event). This "Alternative Event" has turned into a huge event of which many of the religious organizations on campus have become a part. This "Alternative Event" will provide tons of FREE pizza, Dave & Andy’s ice cream, and other snacks. Additionally, there will be a night of board games and video games in one room and two FREE showings of the award-winning movie Crash in another. All students are invited (even Pitt students) to this event, and if you are aware of anyone who is planning on seeing the TBA tonight or if you see anyone you know standing in line for the TBA when you come to this event, please (charitably) suggest this event to them as an alternative. Below is a schedule for this event:

7:30pm – Game room (Rangos 3) opens with video games, board games, free pizza, chips, drinks, etc.
8:00pm – FREE Showing of Crash (Connan Room), with free popcorn inside
10:00pm – More free pizza, Dave & Andy’s ice cream sundaes (Rangos 3)
10:30pm – Another free showing of Crash (with more popcorn)

God bless,
– Joseph Arizpe
CMU Newman Club V.P.

Mark Chernoff Sucks

[angryroth.jpg]It seems David Lee Roth has finally given in to his gormless bosses.

"Characterizing this morning’s show as a "new format," DAVID LEE ROTH – claiming that he had been suspended for the last two days — returned to the air this morning attempting to adhere to a new set of programming rules, while simultaneously criticizing them."

The first time I posted the following, it didn’t attract much attention. Let’s see if I can get more reaction this time.

When Howard Stern left terrestrial radio (thank God) and moved to satellite, he left a gaping hole in morning drive radio. Infinity Radio decided to replace Stern with David Lee Roth in some markets (including Pittsburgh), and I think it was of the few smart decisions they’ve ever made. Diamond Dave’s show rocks.

I’m the kind of guy who usually hates talk radio in the morning. The last thing I want to hear when I’m still half asleep on the way to work is a bunch of idiots trying to be funny and failing. I want music. Better yet, I want music that’ll wake me up. If I must listen to talk, it better be good. When Stern was polluting the terrestrial airwaves, I avoided him like the plague. His adolescent shanigans were old 10 or 15 years ago. I only found him interesting at the end because he stopped being perverted long enough to talk about the real issues surrounding how his bosses were stifling his free speech, generally behaving like asses, and having no appreciation for the man who made them filthy rich. But I digress.

When Roth replaced Stern, I decided to give him a shot. I figured since almost every decent rock station has talk shows on in the morning, I’m pretty much stuck listening to one. Maybe Roth Radio will be good. Well, it is. In fact, it’s better than good. David Lee Roth is a breath of fresh air for morning drive radio. He is intelligent, funny, fair to his callers, has interesting guests, cool people in the studio, and his format is not the same ol’ song and dance. In short, he’s not only the least of evil morning talkers, he’s interesting to listen to. I actually look forward to tuning in and I’m bummed when I forget to.

Dave’s producers, though, want to change all that. The ratings haven’t been what they’d hoped for. So he’s lost most of Stern’s audience, so what? Who wants folks who act like their IQ is lower than their shoe size? Tom Chiusano and his overlord Mark Chernoff want Dave to change his format entirely in order to better cater to the demographic that matters to them, white Generation X males whose favorite style of music is classic rock. Well, I’m a white Generation Y male who digs classic rock and I don’t want Roth to change a thing. If you feel the same way, save a copy of the above graphic, put it on your site, and spread the word. Let’s overwhelm CBS with a grassroots Roth revolution!

Addendum: If you’d like call WFNY 92.3 Free-FM to complain about this crap, call 212-314-9230.

The Root of Catholicism’s Error?

Adrian Warnock does not often openly criticisize Catholicism, a fact that demonstrates his desire to emphasize unity in the body of Christ over differences in ecclesiology. So, when he does criticize the Catholic Church, it really catches my attention.

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