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This Land is Hosed

The folks at JibJab.com have a hilarious parody of “This
Land is My Land
” that pokes fun at both Bush and Kerry. Thanks, Bluesnews.
NOTE: There is a brief crude moment that mars an otherwise family-friendly video.

P.S. Does anyone else think the voice impersonation for Kerry sounds like Link Hogthrob
from the Muppet Show skit Pigs in Space?

Lazy?

It’s good to see that natural family planning has made the news. The Washington Post has published an article about CycleBeads, a reworked version of the old rhythm method. This article is mostly positive. However, there’s a definite bias against "complicated" methods that involve keeping track of anything beyond what day it is.

"These methods are just too complicated," said Victoria Jennings, director of the IRP. "It takes two weeks to train a provider on these methods at minimum, and eight sessions with a client to learn how to use these methods."

That’s absolute bull. My fiance and I taught ourselves about NFP in preparation for our wedding. She’s been collecting data for some time now so that we have a really good picture of her typical cycle. It DID NOT take "eight sessions" – however long those are supposed to be – to learn it. We both read Taking Charge of Your Fertility by Toni Weschler and bought Ovusoft, a program for keeping track of all the data that supposedly force "a woman to be a fastidious accountant", as the article says. The only thing that takes some learning is how to deal with the program when it predicts strange things. Though, usually it’s caused by forgetting to log body signs for a couple days.

The CycleBeads website asks, "Why choose CycleBeads?" My answer is, "People are too lazy to take a temperature or check cervical fluid".

Idiot Box

Churches Go Commercial To Spread Their Message
TV Campaigns Bring Denominations to Homes
By Alan Cooperman, Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, July 11, 2004; Page A01

"What burst into the Cleveland marketing executive's head that night in January 2002, however, was not a message from the Almighty. It was a slogan for a television advertising campaign. Beginning this fall, the United Church of Christ plans to spend $30 million to promote itself using the line that came to Buford in his sleep — 'God is still speaking' — to reflect its willingness to reinterpret the Bible and embrace such innovations as same-sex marriage and openly gay ministers."

I just love this:

The Episcopal Church, for example, has faced an insurrection by conservative parishes since its ordination of a gay bishop in New Hampshire last year. But marketers see an opportunity.

"Among 20- to 30-year-olds, everybody's heard of the gay bishop. And in focus groups, the words that keep coming up are that we are a 'progressive,' 'open' and 'nonjudgmental' church," said Daniel B. England, the church's director of communication.

Progress requires a goal to be meaningful. An open mind is like an open trap – it's only useful when it closes on something. Nonjudgemental, in this context, really means unwilling to discriminate between right and wrong.

!@#$ Florida!

What is wrong with
these
people?!?
Are they poised to wreck another election?

Florida
Must Release List of Ineligible Voters

By Jane Sutton

MIAMI (Reuters) – Florida must release a list of suspected felons it wants purged
from voter registration rolls so the names can be checked to avoid errors that wrongly
disenfranchised voters in the state’s disputed 2000 election, a state judge ruled
on Thursday.

Always Room For C-O-S-B-Y

Go Bill! Once again, Dr. Cosby has hit the nail on the head.

Cosby
Has Harsh Words for Black Community

CHICAGO – Bill Cosby (news) went off on another tirade against the black community
Thursday, telling a room full of activists that black children are running around
not knowing how to read or write and “going nowhere.”

Here’s something that ought to really bug Dr. Cosby.

Remix of Usher Song
Advocates Abortion, Violence Against Pregnant Women

New York, NY (LifeNews.com) — Music fans should be outraged by a remix of a song
off the latest hit album from R&B singer Usher. The remix, featuring hardcore rapper
Joe Budden, advocates abortion and violence against pregnant women, a representative
of an African-American group says.