I think this lady writes lab reports for underclassmen in her spare time.
Alabama Woman Wins Worst Writing Award
By RACHEL KONRAD
“SAN JOSE, Calif. – A lizard lover from Alabama won an annual contest celebrating bad writing with a ghastly simile comparing doomed romance to processed cheese.”
I can understand not wanted revealing or tasteless clothing, but this dress code seems a bit severe.
Tourists Clash With Vatican Dress Rules
By VICTOR L. SIMPSON, Associated Press Writer
“VATICAN CITY – With temperatures soaring, tempers are flaring as the Vatican’s dress police turn back tourists in shorts and bare shoulders trying to get into St. Peter’s Basilica.”
This DOES NOT help the Church’s already damaged image. On top of that, what the priest allegedly did is a serious sin.
Family Suing Over Hell Prediction at Funeral
By Zelie Pollon
“SANTA FE, N.M (Reuters) – A New Mexico family is suing their local Catholic church over a funeral Mass in which they claim a priest said their relative was only a middling Catholic and going straight to hell.”
Aliens? No. Twilight Zone? Definitely.
Mother Kept Mummified Daughter for Aliens
“ALMATY (Reuters) – A distraught Kazakh mother kept her daughter’s mummified corpse in her apartment for three years hoping she would be resurrected by aliens, police said on Thursday.”
A Doomed Relationship
Computer Gaming Wins Over Real Life
“IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR– No one is looking foward to the release of Doom III more than Greg Tanner. Greg, a 27-year-old computer gamer, intends to quit his job, sell his car, and break-up with his girlfriend when iD Software’s new first-person action game is released.”