Tag Archives: stupidity

Smith Award?

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If the Darwin Awards recognize people kind enough to remove themselves from the gene pool, should there be Smith Awards to recognize people who remove themselves from the workforce?

These people seem to have overlooked one of the key advantages of griping via the internet – anonymity.

‘Bitch Boss’ Remark No Way to Win a Job

“LONDON (Reuters) – One called her boss a ‘bitch from hell’ while another admitted ‘lying through his teeth’ at interview. Both the British job candidates were — not surprisingly — turned down after prospective employers discovered their candid comments on a public Web site.”

God and Country

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I really do not understand what these people are getting all bent out of shape about. If you’re a religious individual, you ought to believe that God’s law supersedes man’s law and that God comes before country. If you’re an atheist, God does not exist, so effectively, this fellow has put nothing before his country. Where’s the problem?

"Calling Dr. Paine….Calling Dr. Paine….You’re needed for emergency rod removal."

Flag Flap Pits God Versus Country

"There’s a flap over a flag in Westmoreland County. Folks there are up in arms because a popular beverage company is flying a Christian flag above the American flag. United States code states the American flag always comes first on the flag pole. "

Floridians Ain’t Too Bright

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If you’ve followed my blog much, you know that I’ve posted a lot about morons in
Florida. Here’s more proof that the 2000 election debacle wasn’t a fluke.

13,000
Fla. Seniors Fail Achievement Test

“NAPLES, Fla. – Nearly 13,000 high school seniors in Florida will not graduate
as scheduled this year because they failed to pass a newly required state achievement
test. ”

Give Me Beef Or Give Me Death

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I really, really, really hate PETA. They bring new meaning to “asinine”.

PETA Urges Hamburg, N.Y., to Change Name

“HAMBURG, N.Y. – A national animal rights group has offered Hamburg officials $15,000 to change the town’s name to Veggieburg.”

PETA urges towns to change name

“HAMBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) — An animal rights group says it will donate $15,000 worth of vegetarian patties to area schools if officials change the borough’s name to Veggieburg. “

Hamburg invited to become ‘Veggieburg’
By Dave Graham

“HAMBURG (Reuters) – The German port of Hamburg has been offered $10,500 to change its name to ‘Veggieburg’ by animal rights activists who are unhappy about the city’s association with hamburgers.”