Child-proof medicine bottles are more complicated than this. First the Sony magic marker solution and now this. I can handle copy protection like this. BMI’s protection on the other hand…
Shift key breaks CD copy locks
By John Borland
“A Princeton University student has published instructions for disabling the new anticopying measures being tested on CDs by BMG–and they’re as simple as holding down a computer’s Shift key.”
I’m generally not a sue-happy kind of guy, but this is sue-worthy if anything is.
“Total Disbelief”
Penis Removal Just Latest In Series of Surgical Mistakes, But Patients Can Protect Themselves
“Aug. 11 – After 67-year-old Hurshell Ralls went into surgery for bladder cancer, he came out of surgery missing more than he ever expected. His penis and testicles were gone.”
Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, Penis Missing
“DALLAS (Reuters) – An out-of-court settlement has been reached in the case of a North Texas man who woke up from bladder surgery only to find that doctors had amputated his penis without permission, lawyers said on Thursday. “
I hope this clerk hasn't bred.
"SEPTEMBER 12–North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading 'We like ice cream' and 'USA deserves a tax cut.' The phony Bush bill–a copy of which you'll find below–was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store."
Say What? Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
"RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) – A Brazilian (news – web sites) man who went to a clinic to have an aching ear checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly believing that the doctor had called his name."
I felt bad for this guy (since his bad hearing caused him to incorrectly hear the name called), but then he just let the wrong medical procedure happen. Thanks for stopping your breeding.
Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
“BERLIN (Reuters) – A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday. ‘The man called a friend around eight o’clock to say he’d done something stupid,’ police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery. Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital. Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.”
*cringe* *shudder*
Now that I got that out of my system…
What an idiot! Thank goodness he’ll be out of the gene pool.