Tag Archives: oddities

Gullible

I hope this clerk hasn't bred.

$200 Bill

"SEPTEMBER 12–North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading 'We like ice cream' and 'USA deserves a tax cut.' The phony Bush bill–a copy of which you'll find below–was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store."

What’s In The Bag?!? I Can’t Read!!! It’s Bacon!

Vegetarians, eat your artichoke hearts out. 😉

Sizzling second annual Bacon Show
By VINNEE TONG

“ALBANY, N.Y. – The first thing that hit visitors was the smell — that sizzling, hickory, greasy smell that seeps into your clothes and hangs in your hair. The pungent aroma announced to passers-by that the second annual Bacon Show was on. And if the smell didn’t bring people in, maybe the man dressed in a bright pink pig costume would.”

“Brandon Shimoda, an artists and organizer, simply wanted people to come in and share his love of bacon. He and fellow artists displayed photos, paintings and exhibits glorifying the breakfast meat at his apartment Saturday evening. About 20 people showed up.”

What’s That? I Said “Darwin Award”!

Say What? Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy

"RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) – A Brazilian (news – web sites) man who went to a clinic to have an aching ear checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly believing that the doctor had called his name."

I felt bad for this guy (since his bad hearing caused him to incorrectly hear the name called), but then he just let the wrong medical procedure happen. Thanks for stopping your breeding.

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Trousers blamed for shipwreck

"A cargo ship ran aground after its chief officer caught his trousers on a lever, fell down and was knocked unconscious, according to a Marine Accident Investigation Branch report. The officer of the watch did not regain consciousness until the 1,840-ton Mulheim was nearing the shore on the Cornish coast. Because of the fall the officer – who was on watch alone at the time – could not alter course until it was too late, the report states. The ship’s safety watch alarm was switched off and the rest of its crew was asleep. The vessel’s six-strong Polish crew were airlifted to safety after it became skewered on rocks near Sennen, west Cornwall, in March this year."

Skirting around Sweden’s heat

"A combination of summer heat and a rigid dress code has led a Swedish bus driver to wear a skirt to work. Mats Lundgren, from the northern Swedish town of Umea, got fed up of sitting in the drivers’ seat for hours at a time in dark uniform trousers. He asked his boss whether he could wear shorts for comfort as temperatures hit 25C (77F). But when his boss said ‘no’, Mr Lundgren decided to find an alternative. And he began showing up to work in a skirt."