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Same Old Song and Dance

‘Twould seem the RIAA, record companies, and their pack of snarling, salivating
hyenas…er…lawyers, haven’t noticed that pay-to-download is a workable business
model that has people’s attention – and money. If record companies produced CDs
with 15 or so good songs, none of this would be an issue. Music piracy was a case
of necessity inventing. You want just one song from an otherwise putrid CD? Download
it. Now, some of those songs can be downloaded legally, for a small fee. The average
Joe is quite happy to stay legal when the customer is satisfied.

Sink
the PIRATE Act

“The PIRATE Act (S.2237) is yet another attempt to make taxpayers fund the misguided
war on file sharing, and it’s moving fast. The bill would allow the government to
file civil copyright lawsuits in addition to criminal prosecutions, dramatically
lowering the burden of proof and adding to the thousands of suits already filed
by record companies. It would also force the American public to pay the legal bills
of foreign record companies like Bertelsmann, Vivendi Universal, EMI, and Sony.
Meanwhile, not a penny from the lawsuits goes to the artists.”

“Don’t let the record industry use your hard-earned dollars to pursue this fruitless
war; tell Congress to sink the PIRATE Act!”

Jacked-in Music

The Gibson
Digital Guitar

“Seventy years after the debut of the modern electric guitar, Gibson Guitar breaks
through to the next generation with the first truly digital guitar.”

The debate will no longer be about plugged versus unplugged. Now it’s going to be
jacked-in (wired, electronic, whatever) versus unjacked. This thing is definitely
drool material. I’m a computer geek who’s trying to learn bass. This device appeals
to both of those aspects of my personality. Just when the world thought no more
innovation was possible with guitars…

Dubious Honor

Anything for a profit, right? Cadillac and Mercedes Benz are whoring themselves
to the rap industry, which promotes misogyny and gang violence. Great image, ain’t
it?

Cadillac,
Mercedes battle over hip-hop throne

“DETROIT, United States (AFP) – Move over Mercedes-Benz, Caddy is this month’s
king of cool, according to Americas trend-setting rappers and musicians.”

Good Looking?

Aside from being a sad statement about the priorities of British youths, it'd frightening that anyone would say Michael Jackson has good looks. *shudder*

Beckham, not Jesus, is our hero, say British youths: poll

"LONDON (AFP) – George W. Bush and Jesus were left far behind football superstar David Beckham in an Internet survey of British young people's heroes…."

Providing further proof that good looks are the key to success, Beckham was followed in poll by filmstar Brad Pitt with 60 votes and singer Justin Timberlake with 58. Next came Michael Jackson, followed by Jennifer Lopez and Robbie Williams in the survey published on www.celebritystudy.com."

Not Quite Monty Python

“Isn’t awfully nice to have a penis?”

Happy
Penis Song Doesn’t Annoy Canadian Regulator

“OTTAWA (Reuters) – A song lauding the joys of an ‘enormous penis’
is not obscene because the object of the lyric’s affection isn’t necessarily sexual,
a Canadian regulator ruled on Friday.”