A version of the new English Mass has been leaked prior to official release. It is more faithful to the Latin version of the Novus Ordo Mass than the current silliness.

A draft translation of the new Mass in English

"A draft translation of the new Mass in English is available here in the form of jpeg images. Each image contains one page of the Liturgy in Latin and in English. Click on the links below and images will open in a new window. You may need to scroll to view all of the image. Close the window after viewing and choose the next image in the list."

New Mass translation draft leaked to ABC

"ABC Radio's Religion Report program yesterday broadcast a commentary on a new draft English translation of the Mass currently circulating for comment among bishops in Australia and other English-speaking countries."