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Good Catholics or Poor Historians?

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The Church has NEVER supported contraception. A quick glance at early documents, like the Didache, makes that obvious. So how do these idiots figure good Catholics should use condoms? Good Catholics should keep Captain Winky in the pants until marriage.

"We believe in God. We believe that sex is sacred. We believe in caring for each other. We believe in using condoms."

How about this shorter version? "We believe in heresy."

Catholic Group Says Good Catholics Use Condoms

"WASHINGTON, Nov. 28 /U.S. Newswire/ — 'Good Catholics Use Condoms' is the message of a new global public education effort to counter Vatican misinformation on condoms, beginning December 1, 2003, World AIDS Day. The campaign, a new phase in the Condoms4Life campaign, kicks off in Washington, D.C., with provocative and eye-catching ads appearing in dioramas in the most highly traveled Metro stations throughout the United States capital. Then, on a rolling basis, the campaign will move worldwide throughout 2004 with newspaper and billboard ads, Internet action alerts, and educational materials all geared to reach Catholics at risk of HIV/AIDS with the truth about condoms."

“It’s Feminine Hygiene!”

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“Let’s give those ads we see a hysterectomy, or at least make ’em more damn appealing!” – Feminine Hygiene Song

Amen, Vietnam!

No condom adverts please – we’re eating

HANOI (Reuters) – Vietnam has banned television and radio from airing advertisements for condoms, sanitary pads and other products at dinner time.

Advertisements for such products are “unaesthetic and unsuitable to Vietnamese psychology and traditional customs”, said a statement issued this week by the ministry of culture and information, which is in charge of censorship.

Keep It In Your Pants

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Are there any people with self-control and restraint left?

College ‘Sexfest’ Irks State Lawmaker

Mr. Marshall recently asked to meet with James Madison University President Linwood Rose, whose students last month held a so-called “SexFest” that included a demonstration of how to put on a condom. Mr. Marshall also filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request with officials at the University of Virginia to determine the school’s policy on emergency contraception (EC).

Study Ties ‘Morning-After’ Pill Use to Supply Ease [I can’t find the actual news link anywhere. – Funky]

"NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) – Women who have "morning-after" pills on hand are significantly more likely to use the emergency contraception than women who have to go to the drugstore to fill a prescription, researchers said on Monday."

Soak the Poor

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We at the Earth Summit are very concerned about making sure the poor do not breed as much, thus allowing us to maintain our own opulent lifestyle. So drive that BMW SUV, eat your Chilean sea bass, but just be sure to send that check to Zero Population Growth on time to maintain your positive environmental karma! Oh yeah, and blame it all on the United States while you're at it. 😉