Sept. 11 Inspires a Rush to City’s Volunteer Fire Squads

By SARAH KERSHAW

Oldest Woman Still Mad over 1894 Wedding

By Linda Spahia

This would sure as hell beat working summers at Wal-Mart.

Summer
job: Walking video game

Nintendo Street Team set to begin at malls nationwide

This just cracks me up, especially as a descendent of Celts (who where frequently
persecuted and otherwise put down by the Brits) and Germans.

German
Paper Mocks ‘Degenerate’ Brits

I get the heeby-jeebies just thinking about this.

Spider
Finds Home in Woman’s Ear