Can you say “Darwin Award”?

Stair Diving

British Military ‘Suppressed UFO Information’
By Pete Harrison

“LONDON (Reuters) – The British government tried to cover up one of the country’s most famous sightings of an unidentified flying object, a parliamentary watchdog ruled Tuesday. “

Can TV get any lamer?

Fox Puts True Love to Test on ‘Joe Millionaire’
By Steve Gorman

“LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The latest in a growing procession of prime-time TV courtships might well be called ‘Who Wants to Marry a Construction Worker.’ But that would spoil the secret.”

Man Wants To Pay $125,000 To Have Killer Sex

“Can sex kill? A 72-year-old man in Berlin, Germany, is looking for the woman who can kill him with sex, according to ABC.”

…by the comparison

Former Bush Aide Apologizes for ‘Machiavelli’ Jibe
By Randall Mikkelsen

“WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A former senior aide to President Bush (news – web sites) apologized on Monday after being quoted in an article saying a band of “Mayberry Machiavellis” were running a White House where politics trumped policy.”