…is an elf or perhaps a hobbit.

The Hobbit Name Generator

The Elvish Name Generator

This is ridiculous in so many ways that I won’t even comment on it. Bask in the glow of of its stupidity and weep for humanity.

PETA Wants Beer As Wis. State Beverage

“MADISON, Wis. – People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants Gov. Jim Doyle to change Wisconsin’s official beverage from milk to beer, saying milk is harmful to humans and is meant for calves.”

P.S. Save a cow – eat a vegetarian.

This is soooo comforting.

Nuke Lab Can’t Keep Snoops Out
By Noah Shachtman

“LOS ALAMOS, New Mexico — There are no armed guards to knock out. No sensors to deactivate. No surveillance cameras to cripple. To sneak into Los Alamos National Laboratory, the world’s most important nuclear research facility, all you do is step over a few strands of rusted, calf-high barbed wire.”

While anti-abortion is technically correct, pro-life is more accurate. It’s a philosophy based on a personalistic norm, not just a crusade against a particular evil.

Supreme Court Rules for Anti-Abortion Groups
By James Vicini

“WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Wednesday that federal extortion and racketeering laws cannot be used against anti-abortion activists sued for engaging in a nationwide conspiracy to shut down health clinics.”

The One Ring has found its master.