Ales Rarus

A Rare Bird, A Strange Duck, One Funky Blog

random thought of the moment:

Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it’s not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub ’cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn’t work, you can’t give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it any more! — Stanley Spadowski

Man and Wife

August 18th, 2003 by Funky Dung

Well, this ought to draw some attention, perhaps some less than friendly. Then again, I'm more interested in morality than new friends.

Petition of Support for the Federal Marriage Amendment

"Congresswoman Marilyn Musgrave, R-Colo., has introduced the Federal Marriage Amendment (H.J. Res. 56) as a proposed constitutional amendment, which will remove the definition of marriage from the reach of all legislatures and courts permanently. This amendment simply states:"

"'Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union between a man and a woman. Neither this constitution or the constitution of any state, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to require that marital status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon unmarried couples or groups'"