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Lest we should start taking ourselves to seriously…
Get the poop on Poop for Peace Day."The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives. The Sunnis hate the Shiites. All across the globe, the chasm dividing humanity is ever deeper. In all the world's wars against terror, the distinction of who is perpetrating which depends on what side you ask — so divided are we as a species that we can't even agree why we're killing each other."
"For there to be peace, there must be understanding. For there to be understanding, there must be a common ground. But the further the chasm deepens, the more fundamental to basic human nature the common ground has to be."
"And so April 14 is Poop For Peace Day."
"Poop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a greasy symphony to lament humanity's non-negotiable deference to the call of the vile."
Funky Dung
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One think, a good Christian does not "hate" the Muslims, a good Christian while saying "the faith of Islam is wrong" will at the same time Love the Muslim, and pray for them (also pray that they may one day convert) I will admit that there are those out there that have done wrong in the name of Christ, but please do not judge all Christians on them (here I am thinking of the likes of Pat Roberson, that man just causes my blood to boil, he gives such a bad name to Christians, I pray that he would stop with what he is doing)
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Posted 07 Mar 2006 at 10:36 am ¶Its futile. Some dumb schlub is gonna be irregular that day and take out his frustration by getting his hands on a nuke and wiping out some unsuspecting city's population while they're on the can.
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Posted 07 Mar 2006 at 11:21 am ¶The "broken telephone" theory of human conflict morphs into the "broken toilet" theory
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Posted 07 Mar 2006 at 3:03 pm ¶Excellent. It's time to stop playing at goofy leftist games of pretending that somehow disparate religious, cultural, and ethnic identities can exist while not leading to any substantial disagreements about anything.
Rather, all of us ought to disavow those disparate religious, cultural, and ethnic identities and actually be Just Plain Human Beings™ every single day of the year. I suppose if you need a catchy phrase, April 14 is as good a day as any to get started, but why not start yesterday?
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Posted 07 Mar 2006 at 9:23 pm ¶And how could you be so insensitive as to exclude those with colostomy bags, and babies in diapers ?
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Posted 08 Mar 2006 at 2:31 am ¶Note to self:
"April 14. . . unite with peaceniks around world by dropping friends off at pool. . . "
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Posted 11 Mar 2006 at 11:04 pm ¶I guess you decided to not take my advice about taking ourselves too seriously.
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