From time to time I get bizarre email. Some of it is from Fundies giving me a "drive-by" Bible-thumping. Some is from Muslims trying to enlighten me. Most is spam. Occasionally, though, I get a message that I just can't quite classify. It's something so strange that it just has to be shared with the world. In that spirit, I give you the email "drinkme" by "super genius from outer space".
"A conduct can be pathological or non pathological (phisiological), no external or middle case is expected. 90% of the people who killed a parent is declared mentally healthful, this means: non pathological conduct, phisiological conduct (genetic or non genetic), good doctor, not 'infected cattle'."
"Medicine is an exact science, jurisprudence is an exact science. Enemies and friends, of the mental hygiene only : war between doctors isn't expected value; Fighting with islam against the devil : announcing this obvious information could save some health.
Siegmund Freud lies not knowing to be lying: he is a conceptual pedophile who says children has sexual attraction for parent (edipus) and that mind is partitioned in 3 parts (ego superego es). False premiss brings wrong result: like Freud says, cognitive error is associated with pathological conduct, biological group self-destructive activity.
'Your parent acts with you like with friends': the medical doctor must suggest this or enhanced reflection to the habitants, for excluding non-genetic behavioral epidemics. Slapping child is a crime and a mania, like by the general rule, 'if child doesn't born genetically stupid, handicapped, diseased, socially dangerous'. Habitants of the planet kill gays but children don't born gays, habitants corrupt and kill children doing a 'sacrifice to the devil': this non genetic epidemic is familiarly but not geneticaly transmitted.""With baptism christians forgive themselfs from god's sentence. If vegetarian diet gives longer and better life than non-vegetarian diet, non-vegetarian diet is alimentary behavior pathology. Eating another human is a behavioral disturb; a cow has 96,5% dna perfectly matching with human dna. I am racist: i think animals is inferior race, so i don't have to eat cadavers, thing that induce a phisiological genetic reflex : vomiting."
"You are authorized by the author to the use u think is necessary, pls forward. This is a final version or close, you will be excluded from future mailing."
The last bit really caught my attention. This bad acid trip is somebody's idea of a final version. What of, I do not know.
Funky Dung
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Posted 04 Mar 2006 at 5:14 pm ¶And now you've given him just what he wants…
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 at 5:28 pm ¶A chance to show the whole world that he's nut who probably wear's foil hats?!?
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 at 5:56 pm ¶What the heck? In all seriousness, did anyone follow that?
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 at 8:41 pm ¶Looks like something you'd get when a non-native indo-european language speaker (e.g., Mandarin) put some schpeal into a literal online translation device. Then again, a scarier thought, it could be that but ALSO like something that may have been customed designed to defeat your particular bayesian filters. A lot of the words are either highly technical or religious–two themes that may be common to your particular flavor of legitimate email.
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 at 9:05 pm ¶Post a Comment